Holy God, I've been about to start pullin' my hair this week! There's been a whole slew of surreal moments at work, which I won't bore you guys with here, but on top of that, even after refiguring my wireless connection, I've had more "Server not found!" messages than Paris Hilton's had internet sex tapes.
But, it looks like everything's FINALLY back on track, and I can get back into the swing of things. So, sorry, guys, I know I've been absent lately, but there ya are: the internet hates my guts, hotel work sucks, and Paris Hilton is a rail-thin, nasty skank.
Thank you! I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waiter.
Anywho, let's star